Hey, remember how refreshing beer is on a hot day or how nice it is to enjoy a cold one with your friends after a long day of work? Can you remember how relaxing it is to sip a refreshing long neck while at the helm of the Bar-B-Que? Well my friends if you love beer and its ice cold refreshing taste, then why not wet your whistle with an ice cold bottle of........"Goat Urine" otherwise known as Bud Light Golden Wheat. Bud Light Golden Wheat is just like regular beer except it's not brewed with barley or hops or......Okay its not beer. It is brewed with coriander (Ya know the stuff grandma has in the spice cabinet she never uses) and orange peels (otherwise known as garbage). Of course Anheuser-Busch thinks this clever move, along with buying up all the ads during last weeks SNL, will boost profits. Ya know the routine? It's alot like the smooth marketing campaign in the mid eighties when Coca-Cola woke up one day and decided to change the one thing that made them "Coca-Cola"..... the flavor of COKE. We got NEW coke. Of course we all know how that ended. So now Anheuser-Busch is gonna give us all a golden shower of "wheat & citrus" undoubtedly leaving us all really thirsty.
