Launder with Care

Every so often in history mankind has a breakthrough in inventing. Be it the wheel, internal combustion engine, or the computer, we seem to always press forward in our achievements. However, there are other times when "inventors" miss the mark, so to speak, with their creations. I, being of sound mind, believe this is what happened to the idiot or idiots that created thong underwear. Even the name THONG conjures up images of worn sandals or perhaps a sport we're not familiar with. "Come on Tim what do ya say to a game of "Thong" before we go in for supper?" Nowadays, we're supposed to interpret the word and garment for that matter in a sexual way. I see no comparison here. Aside from the obvious, are we supposed to think undergarments that barley cover the "under"; all the while soiling themselves in cracks and crevices of the human body with their anus rope strung from top to bottom like dental floss, are sexy? To ask that question is to answer it leaving someone else to do the laundry.